My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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