id be glad to
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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