just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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