dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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