Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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