She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Randomize
