Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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