Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's official drugs can't kill me
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name