Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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