I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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