We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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