I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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