seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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