did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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