she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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