God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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