You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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