he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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