nut hugger
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
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i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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