IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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