at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he fucked my hip out of place.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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