I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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