that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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