So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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