Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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