Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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