She's JV to your varsity
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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I just gift wrapped bread.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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