I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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