Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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