I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I want a musical about memes.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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