Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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