On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
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