i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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