Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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