So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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