she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
so let's talk penis.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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