Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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