would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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