So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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