i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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