Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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