What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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