and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
there is puke in my bra ... again
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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