I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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