Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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