So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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