You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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