you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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