so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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