Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize