I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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