Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
cat food counts as protein by the way
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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