Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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