You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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