Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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