One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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